So Cristiano Ronaldo is on his way to Real Madrid for £80m. All I have to say is so long and farewell you utter, utter knob.
Enjoy your weekend Arsefans – safe in the knowledge that you’ll never have to see that greasy-haired, stretch-faced, diving, cheating, arrogant, petulanent, self-absorbed tosser in the Premiership again.
Surely it’s just a dream?
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