If you didn’t get it, that was sarcasm.
If you still haven’t realised what I’m talking about then you should probably check out the quick rundown of the Arsenal news floating around today, which I have conveniently packaged for you in the following video:
Get it? ‘Floating around’. Hahah, I knew you’d get it.
Sorry about that. In reality though it’s not entirely true about there being no news today, it’s just that what news there is happens to be particularly uninteresting. Indeed, the best I can rustle up (hahah – get it? ‘Rustle up’- *sigh* again) is that Jens Lehmann looks set to play for Stuttgart next season while both Mallorca striker Dani Guiza and on-loan Real Madrid midfielder Ruben de la Red have been linked with a potential move to Arsenal by Sky Sports.
I know absolutely nothing about either players and can’t really see either of them coming to play for Arsenal either. The recent good news about Eduardo’s fitness means a new striker is not a priority while de la Red will surely not be wanting to leave Real after a reportedly strong year on loan to Getafe.
So, uh, I don’t know what else to add really. If you’re bored like I am the only suggestion I can really make is to get Pikuming! You’ll enjoy it, believe me. Adios!
PS. Apologies for the particularly sarcastic and spiteful post today – things have been a bit like that.
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